Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Coding Comment Funnies

The gems I've found in code:
  • goto fetch;//I hate goto, why the hell am I using it, sorry Sarah O'Conner...
  • From FNB banking site: //furk, this is such a crap way of setting the image path - any suggestions are welcome
  • From FNB banking site: //the money shot
  • From FNB banking site: //this method was bastardised on request from KS! I would never in good conscience code like this :D
If you find any funnies please send them to support@drakepeak.net

The gems found on the Internet in general:

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up;  //ha ha
 
double penetration; // ouch
 
// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down
x = -x;  

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
 
/* IF DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART, HOW COME THEY LIVE IN IGLOOS? */
 
// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
 
.class {border:1px solid gold;} /* I pitty the fool */

/* HP-UX sucks wet farts from dead pigeons' asses */


/***************************************************************************/
/*  deep wizardry. do not touch.                                           */
/*                                                                         */
/*  no seriously.  XXXXXX I'm looking at you. If you screw with this again */
/*  I will kill you with my swingline stapler.                             */
/*                                                                         */
/* ...                                                                     */ 
 
// This is crap code but it's 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

/*And now, getting all of that to look half decent in the retarded step brother of the browser family, Internet Fucking Explorer */

// Okay, let's do the loop, yeah come on baby let's do the loop
// and it goes like this ...
 
..} else { // we are screwed
 /* fill in later */
}
 
//Mind boggling, gibberish version of a SQL statement, but it work's, so dont touch it 
 
/* F_ck me gently with a chainsaw... */ 
// Whoever put this here is an idiot...this doesn't work at all !
// Hardcoded this for time sake ... will make andrew fix later :)
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
  

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